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Love Pixie
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Laclos
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sleeper
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Location: On YouFace
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| Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 2:26 pm Post subject: |
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What a treat! Can we pretty please have The Fake News back on a more regular basis?
My picKs:
| Quote: | | “My Utah,” a minimalist ode to the Beehive State, opens with 17 uninterrupted minutes of numbing silence, broken ultimately by an interminable, blood-curdling scream. |
| Quote: | | “Russian Bare” imagines dancer Pasha Kovalev in an array of bizarrely contorted positions and suggests a new and decidedly erotic/disgusting use for borscht. |
And Happy Birthday, Bert!
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Laclos
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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I couldn't pick a favorite because every single line was perfection. Unbelievable.
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Murghi
Joined: 19 Mar 2006
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Location: In a bower, knitting sox.
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| Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 3:17 pm Post subject: |
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tdoug is
* observant
* hilarious
* brilliant
* woomblicious
McLovin is
* Elizabeth
* Bert
* Birthday Girl
* worthy of hearty felicitations
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! |
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nyet
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| Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 4:12 pm Post subject: |
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OMG, tdoug!!!! So much brilliance! Why the hell are you not writing for a major publication???
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERT!!!! |
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Wazoo
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| Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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| tdoug, come and pick me up. |
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dcjersey
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
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Location: A pride of lions, gaggle of geese....a Simplex of llamas?
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tdoug (nee Woomble) former Laird
I read your writ but was not prepared
For your peek inside McLovin's skin.
And her figger most Rabelasian.
Your prose describes a fatal femme
About her you neither haw nor hem
But give her meat and just desserts,
And leave me laughing 'til it hurts.
And so, McLizanbert,
May I join Sir Woomble
In your celebratory ensemble?
I wish you music, food, and fun
Now that you've reached twenty one. |
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Murghi
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| Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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Oh my Gawwww, the brilliance.
"celebratory ensoomble"
Gawwww.... |
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Laclos
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 6:18 pm Post subject: |
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Holy crap. So much talent here.
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J.R. Labrador
Grand Poobah
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| I'm so unworthy of this board. |
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Laclos
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Bert
Juke Joint Jezebel
Joined: 17 Jun 2006
Location: Wombat face and an Oakland booty
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| Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:33 pm Post subject: |
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Completely brilliant.
And that article pretty much made my whole decade.
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